yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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