And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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