Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
