Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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