Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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