bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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