doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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