Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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