Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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