So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
My butt remains clenched, sir.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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