I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
if only i could text you this smell
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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