so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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