If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
