Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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