I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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