What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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