Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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