who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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