I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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