Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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