This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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