Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Let's paint friendship bongs
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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