I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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