You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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