Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So vagazzling was a success
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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