The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
love makes seman taste better
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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