haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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