Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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