Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we made out on top of his cat.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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