Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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