can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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