just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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