so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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