when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you guys were way drunker than both of me
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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