My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he was CRYING into my vagina
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize
