the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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