As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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