Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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