I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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