Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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