we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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