nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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