my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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