what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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