I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The power of my boobs compel you
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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