HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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