Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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