yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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