apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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