I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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