fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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