think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
no you cant smoke seaweed
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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