Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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