38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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