bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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