how can u be prego again
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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